About us

A Legacy of Lying Down

At Slusk inc., we leverage vertically integrated goo to synergize horizontal lifestyles across every time zone, but mostly the 3 AM one.

Our History

1987: Slusk wakes up.
1987, later: Slusk goes back to bed.
1999: Slusk discovers the internet. Sends first “who up”. No one replies.
2008: Slusk gets a phone. Never puts it down again.
2016: Slusk inc. incorporates, mostly by accident.
2026: Slusk inc. valued at $3.47 billion (in goo).

Our Mission

To deliver best-in-class late-night engagement at scale, one “u up?” at a time. We meet our customers where they are: horizontal, and slightly sticky.

Leadership

Our leadership team brings decades of combined experience. It is all Slusk. Poke them.

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Chief Executive Oozer

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Chief Financial Oozer

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Chief Goo Officer

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VP of Snacks

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Head of Night Operations

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Intern (unpaid, thriving)